Mild Bill's Predictions for 2010
- Tiger will sweep the golf world by winning 6 Tournaments in a Row.
- Scientists will discover that on cold days there is “Global Cooling” and on warm days there is “Global Warming”.
- “Hoarders” will get tax breaks for their work in keeping stuff out of scrap yards and garbage cans.
- Greenpeace activists will be arrested for crimes against the environment when they arrive at a rally driving a 1972 Buick that leaks engine oil and Saskatchewan Seal Skin Dye.
- Taylor Swift will rise to the top of the charts for her duet with Metallica.
- The “new green” will be a light blue.
- Scientist will discover that in 2012 there will be an end to the world as we know it and I’ll feel fine.
- Break throughs in breakfast cereal technology will put the snap back into the crackle and pop.
- McDonalds restaurants will claim that the Big Mac Hamburger is a good source of protein and essential fiber.
- The price of a good cup of coffee will still be higher than the price of oil.
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