AKA: Damn Dirty Dishes Don't Do Themselves
Things one notices when one's (manly) spouse is absent:
- There is no one to harass about fixing the leaky bathroom faucet, unless you count talking to oneself.
- Digging is hard work. I call it a man's job not because I can't do it, but because I don't want to.
- You have to be the person home for maintenance calls, contractors, etc. No trading off times.
- There is only ONE lap for TWO kitties. Feline war is inevitable.
- No anal retentive scientist appears to do the dishes daily. (Note: dishes for one person for one week aren't all that much - I wanted to see how high they could pile, but I didn't quite get the mountain I expected).
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